Top 25 List
Bryan Tasaka / 06.01.2006
They say it’s never far from your mind…TOP 25 REASONS WHY ADVENTURE RACING IS BETTER THAN SEX...
-- taken from the Mind Over Mountain Adventure Race in Cumberland in 2002.
1. It\'s the only sport where heavy bush and serious whacking are encouraged.
2. No matter whom you\'re with, you\'re guaranteed to get wet!
3. You can do it yourself, with a partner... or join in with a threesome.
4. It only takes 30 seconds to suck the white stuff out of the package.
5. You get a map and at 25 page instruction manual to lead you to success.
6. You\'re not considered a slut if you do it with a team.
7. You have a bell to scare away the cougars.
8. You can fart and nobody cares.
9. Adventure racing lasts longer.
10. You can do it with 4 dirty girls and not get a disease.
11. You can do it as many times as you want and the wife doesn\'t care.
12. Everyone who registers gets to come.
13. Everyone pays the same price to come.
14. I know I can adventure race at least 3-4 times a year.
15. It\'s not better drunk.
16. Nobody makes fun of you for who you do it with.
17. The kids don\'t care if you do it in front of them.
18. I don\'t have to wear the costume.
19. I\'ve been in two adventure races this year.
20. No phone calls the next day.
21. We can do it together and nobody thinks we \"switched teams\" (from a team of two females).
22. In adventure racing, you want to come first.
23. My racing partner doesn\'t ask me to talk dirty to her.
24. Although the consistency is close you don\'t have to swallow a vanilla gel.
25. Costs Less.
Mind Over Mountain Event Company Ltd..
